22 TREND MAN HATE ON THE LADY HE S GONNA DO A SEX
1. RED LIPSTICK. THATS NOT THE COLOR LIPS ARE!!! THEY SHOULD BE PINK LIKE A VUVLVA, WHICH I LIKE, I’M A HETEROSEXUAL MAN. I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL.
2. PANTS THATS PANTS TOO TIGHT!!! I LIKE ONLY SILK GOWNS WOVEN WITH REAL DIAMONDS WORN OVER PANNIER TOO BROAD TO ALLOW YOU TO PASS THROUGH DOORWAYS LESS THAN SIX FEET IN WIDTH. THIS SHOWS A MAN YOU CAN AFFORD TO KEEP HIM IN THE FAIRY TALE SPLENDOR HES ALWAYS DREAMED OF RETIRING IN.
3. A HAT WHICH MAN DONT WANT ON THERE!!!! DO YOU HAVE TOO MSANY EYES? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?? PLEASE DO NOT DECEIVE ME, LADIES, I AM VERY YOUNG, I AM SOFT
4. CENTIPEDES, PLEASR STOP POURING CENTIPEDES AND SCORPIONS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND EYES WHEN YOU SPEAK ARCANE HELL-TONGUES TO ME WHEN YOU VISIT MY BEDSIDE IN THE DEAD OF THE MOONLESS NIGHT
I like storms. They let me know that even the sky screams too.
Hugh Laurie is so handsome
in season 4 of Blackadder
Season 3 is my fave tho
ok i’m just going to post this list of people who are problematic and have done problematic things off the top of my head so you can unfollow if you disagree with the facts
- martin freeman
- benedict cumberbatch
- jared leto
- michael fassbender!
- jennifer lawrence!
- john green!
- tina fey!
- misha collins
- steven colbert
and i think that’s enough for now, hope you all are having a nice night!
"angel" is my favorite petname
like i am basically calling you terrible and awe-inspiring and unknowable and many-faced, all covered in a thousand blinking eyes and drenched in holy fire
Is this where the SPN fandom takes over the post
no this is where the crappiest fandom on the internet gets its gross white misogynistic queerbaiting man-pain hands off a post i made about my girlfriend
it’s really interesting how so many mythological creatures that are exclusively female (harpies, banshees, sirens) are described as having really piercing or unpleasant or otherwise notable voices? sirens kill men with their songs, banshees shriek when someone is about to die, harpies are awful cawing bird-women
(watch out for the girls who know how to make noise; we are monsters)